holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

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(Source: tittled, via tommys-non-existent-ass)

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

(via offensed)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via okaynicole)

clannyphantom:

talk shit get cried in front of

(via pizza)

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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(via tommys-non-existent-ass)

When he leaves to go back I enter depression. I miss him already. I just want him home.